Productive

Today my mother and father reminded me that my wedding was fast approaching. Both asked if I was being productive. I decided to Google it.

pro·duc·tive
adjective /prəˈdəktiv
3. Achieving or producing a significant amount or result

-as defined by Dictionary.com

And I say yes. I have been productive. I produced this.

See, that's pretty freaking productive, isn't it? I actually colored it and everything! It took hours. But it was totally worth it. I mean, who doesn't like a stylish velociraptor? Am I right?

Oh, you meant productive in terms of the... oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I know I've been absent for a while. I'm sorry for that. I have no excuse whatsoever.

So I'm going to offer up bold-faced lies.

And that's what I did on my summer vacation.